Salad barred.
AHAHA!!!! The real reason why I get dessert at restaurants instead of salad!
You know, technically this isn’t an Anti-Rape condom. For it to work, the penis still has to penetrate the vagina, which is still rape. So instead of going around giving people hope about something that still has to happen for this work, maybe you should pick a better name.
I’d suggest something witty and awesome but I’m distracted. Followers?
(Source: tiffhouck)
![Kriiiiiiistin! I’m possibly coming to visit next month! (June! I know you started thinking about July you numptie![I saw a Potter gif earlier, blame Ron]) So be prepared!
This is how we need to wake Blath!
If you hit me with a pillow while I’m sleeping I will not be held responsible for any injuries and/or fatalities that may occur upon my awakening.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sl6ru0f41r3e62yo1_500.png)
Kriiiiiiistin! I’m possibly coming to visit next month! (June! I know you started thinking about July you numptie![I saw a Potter gif earlier, blame Ron]) So be prepared!
This is how we need to wake Blath!
If you hit me with a pillow while I’m sleeping I will not be held responsible for any injuries and/or fatalities that may occur upon my awakening.
I tried writing something for my Boyfriend. I really tried, I wanted to write him something mushy, cute, sweet, something that would make him cry. To tell him what he means to me, to tell him how much I love him. But I can’t. Everything I write just isn’t enough. Nothing I ever write or say will…
Show up at his door with a bacon bikini under a trenchcoat.
Well, from experience (and depending on which of my relatives was carrying it) this is either used to hold film…
Or marijuana.
Now gimme my money!
(Source: to-who-it-may-concern)
KRIIIISTIN! I LOVE YOU!!!
In a heterosexual life partner way, o’ course. Cause let’s be honest, I like my womens to have asses and you have none. And you like your womens to have boy parts.
For future reference: streaking through a field of enormous, repulsive, scaley horned beasts? Not a good family bonding activity.
(D, do I need to explain? Yes. Yes, I probably need to explain. On impulse I tried animating an old Raiden drawing from way back in the way back but the hairline was coming out way more Loki than Raiden and… things kind of developed and… and really this doesn’t explain a damn thing)
HAMMER!
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life
I love humanity sometimes.
KRIIIISTIN! I’d like to see you do DDR on Expert Maximum God Level (Idk what the hardest level is!) with this!
Not so perfect now, are ya?
Via Have a Laugh
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I post whatever the fuck I wanna post. Don't like, don't follow. I'm LeAnna (or LA, whichever you like best). I'm 21 years old! I like music, reading, writing, giant color books, shoes, and a shit-ton of other stuff. I swear a lot, but I'm actually really polite (well, when I want to be or when I'm around my G-rents, cause they deserve my respect.). I have green eyes, pale ass skin and currently dark brown hair. My favorite book series are Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, and The Hunger Games. I think Twilight is terrible. I don't believe in watching mature cartoons like South Park or Adult Swim because I want to preserve that last little bit of innocence in me. So, I watch a lot of SpongeBob and Invader Zim, and recently the Legend of Korra. I like both guys and girls (if you're gonna hate on me, I'm gonna shut you down). I'm a Taurus. I find piercings and tattoos extremely attractive. Idk what else to put here right now, so if you wanna know anything else, feel free to ask. I don't bite (unless you like that, then I'll leave teeth marks all over you.).
